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GREAT TRUTHS AT EVERY AGE

GREAT TRUTHS AT EVERY AGE

 

What children have learned:

  •  When your Mom is mad, don't let her brush your hair.
  •  If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
  •  Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato (or an egg).
  •  You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
  •  Don't cut your own bangs.
  •  Never try to give a cat a bath.
  •  You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
  •  Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
  •  The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap.

 

What adults have learned:

  •  Raising teenagers is like nailing Jello to a tree.
  •  Wrinkles don't hurt.
  •  Families are like fudge, mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
  •  Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
  •  Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
  •  Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

 

And as you grow old, you learn:

  •  Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
  •  You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
  •  It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
  •  Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

 

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The Scott Loper Team

Scott & Lisa Loper

Scott Loper Team at Keller Williams Real Estate

 

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