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Weekend Humor - The Magician and the Parrot

A magician was performing on a cruise ship when the captain came in to watch the show. On the captain’s shoulder was his trusty side-kick, a parrot.

When the magician was doing a coin trick, the parrot loudly called out, “It’s in his hand.”

When the magician made a scarf disappear, again the parrot loudly called out, “It’s up his sleeve.”

And this went on throughout the entire show completely frustrating the magician. Finally, the magician pulled out a revolver and tried to shoot the parrot right off the captain’s shoulder. The bullet missed the parrot but hit a propane tank that exploded and sunk the ship.

The parrot landed on the magician’s lifeboat and said, “I give up. What did you do with the ship?”

 

 

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8 comments • The Scott Loper Team Lansdale & Harleysville PA Homes • May 14 2011 06:15PM

Friday Fun - Opening Day Baseball Humor

Is There Baseball in Heaven?

There were two old guys, Abe and Sal, sitting on a bench in a park feeding pigeons and talking about baseball, just like they did every day. Abe turns to Sal and says, "Do you think there's baseball in heaven?"

Sal thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno, Abe. But let's make a deal. If I die first, I will come back and tell you, and if you die first, you come back and tell me if there is baseball in heaven."

They shake on it and, sadly, a few months later poor Abe passes on. One day soon afterward, Sal is sitting there feeding the pigeons by himself when he hears a voice whisper, "Sal... Sal...."

Sal responds, "Abe! Is that you?" "

Yes, Sal," whispers the spirit of Abe.

Sal, still amazed, asks, "So, is there baseball in heaven?"

"Well," says Abe says, "I got good news and I got bad news."

"Gimme the good news first," says Sal.

Abe says, "Well... there is baseball in heaven."

Sal says, "That's great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that!?"

Abe sighs and whispers, "You're pitching on Friday."

 

Fun Baseball Riddles for the kids to tell at practice:

What has 18 legs and catches flies?

What goes all the way around a baseball field but never moves?

Why did the coach kick Cinderella off the baseball team?

Why did the cop run across the baseball field?

Answers: A baseball team, the fence, because she ran away from the ball, someone stole 2nd base

 

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10 comments • The Scott Loper Team Lansdale & Harleysville PA Homes • April 01 2011 05:08PM