Harleysville-Lansdale Real Estate and More: Funny Friday - Golfer Jokes

Funny Friday - Golfer Jokes

Scott and I are going to take our son golfing today for the first time.  I might have to try a few of these on my guys!  Have a great weekend.

~Lisa

The 10 Best Caddy Putdowns - EVER!

#10   Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake." 
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?" 

#9   Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course." 
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth." 

#8   Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?" 
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now." 

#7   Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?" 
Caddy: "Eventually." 

#6   Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world." 
Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence." 

#5   Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction.." 
Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass." 

#4   Golfer: "How do you like my game ?" 
Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I  prefer golf." 

#3   Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?" 
Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day." 

#2   Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on." 
Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago." 

#1 Best Caddy Reply...

Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old." 

Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."

 

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6 comments • The Scott Loper Team Lansdale & Harleysville PA Homes • August 27 2010 09:26AM

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Thanks for the laugh Lisa.  I'll have to send these to my son the golfer.

Posted by Al Raymondi, Ocean View Realty Group in Ormond Beach Florida over 1 year ago

Those were great!  I am going to have to remember some of those!  Too funny!

Posted by Michael Delaware, CRS, e-Pro (Troxel Realty Co. LLC) over 1 year ago

Lisa.....Thanks for the laughs!

Posted by Carra Riley CRB, CRS, GRI (Author, Speaker, Consultant, Second Homes AZ LLC) over 1 year ago

Lol, cute post. Thanks for sharing. Much success to you...

Posted by Kaera Mims - Associate Broker, e-PRO REALTOR; Hampton, Newport News, York Co. (Liz Moore & Associates) over 1 year ago

Gotta love them all, but this one reminds me of the wife that was always wondering why it took so long for her husband to play a few holes of golf.  She was certain he was having an affair:

Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old." 

Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."

Posted by Myrl Jeffcoat (Real Living Great West Real Estate) over 1 year ago

You're all welcome and glad you enjoyed the jokes.  Well, our son had the most fun driving the golf cart.... he said otherwise that golf is kind of "boring."

~Lisa

Posted by The Scott Loper Team Lansdale & Harleysville PA Homes (RE/MAX Realty Group - Harleysville & Conshohocken PA) over 1 year ago

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